God Don't Like Ugly

yesterday i woke up amped to play baseball, didn't have much to do all day. I went to lunch with timmy and then went home to relax before the game. Around 4:45 it started to piss down rain in buckets and whatever other analogy about hard rain you can think of. At about 5:15 i got a text from Austin telling me the game was canceled. Plan B was enacted: drinking. I went up to Jame's work A.K.A. Lucky's. James was pouring beers and shucking oysters, Maggie and Mr. Bunn's daughter were chillin, waiting tables. I had a cup of She-crab soup that was really fucking good.













Jame's working, damn he is a good looking oyster shucker and beer pourer.













Bone and Flo showed up, Bone is now an Angels fan. This might be his 5th time changing his fanhood.













Bone brought his nasty ass stitches, hence the name of today's post.













Foley showed up for a few beers too. He also told us that his girlfriend is getting a party bus or some shit for her birthday at the end of August. The motherfucker also thinks he can get a hit off of me. At the End of the night i went home had a few more beers, played playstation and went to bed. The Sox almost let one of the most overrated pitchers throw a no-no against them, FUCK. I leave in like 2 days.
-adam
P.S.- the newest lupe fiasco C.D. is horrible except for like 2 songs

Hey White Boy, What you Doing Uptown?

Tim and Chris came threw last night while i was at work. Shit was LAME, a shit ton of french-canadianns came and fucked my store all up.

After twerk i went over to S. Doug's crib and had a few
drinks, watched a sex scene in "Weeds". Douglas was drunk and got thrown into the pool. Got today off though, had lunch with Timmy at Malbons, dope club sandwich. I got a baseball game at 7 at LakeTaylor, probably gonna fly on over to Big Sam's afterward for a post game drink withthe squad. Why do the Angels own the Sox? leaving in like 3 days.

-adam

To Live and Cry in V.A.

Didn't really do shit last night, I got roped into working a double last night. That sucked. I got home and had a few beers and watched "He Got Game", forgot you saw Rosario Dawson's boobs in that Spike Lee classic. Went and saw Step Brothers today with my brother, shit was weak as Hell. The Sox put an ass whippin on the Yankees last night, it was glorious. Trying to get crazy tonight, got work at 5 though.
-adam

Days of Glory & Nights of Excess

worked sucked last night, 5-10ish. Post work, i picked up a case and headed over to Tasha's crib for a lovely evening of drinking with good company. I get there and we play a few card games get kind of hammered and decide i want to go swimming, throw my trunks on and hop in the pool. Next thing i know everyone is in the pool without there bathing suits on, around this time brandon snyder and his boy bounce, quickly. Mark McGee was chilling for a min. but kept his trunks on and eventually left with the quickness also. Now mind you that i am drunk and in a chilled swiming pool, i dont have to tell you what that does to a growing boys body, that being said, girls: remind me to show you my wiener out of the pool so that you don't have the wrong impression. I have to say that my friends have some pretty dope boobs. though, i think, i can't really remember. Eventually everyone got over it and went to bed. Now i am hungover at work till 5. I am think a chicken bacon, ranch from subway for lunch. If the Sox dont win today i might lose it, until then i will be at the hut dreaming of the A's series that Wade and I are going to on the 1st. I just remembered that the other night at Guad's Timmy belly to belly suplexed that crazy ass bartender from Lucky's on the dance floor. That was one of the funniest things i had seen in a while.
-adam

No Love in the Heart of the City.

my bank isn't open on Saturdays, goddamn it. I stopped by my work, The Bikini Hut, to pick up my paycheck and realized one of the girls that works there with me is real hot. She is like 15 though, but if i was like 3 years younger and she was 4 years older there might have been somethin there. I stopped by Wal-Mart to get some blank CD's and i got the wrong kind, i am so fucking pissed. To add insult to injury i knocked my bootleg Breitling Big Pilot watch off the counter and the whole thing exploded & the Red Sox lost last night. I'm watching the ESPYS for the first time, Timberlake is kind of funny. Cranks @ Boston at 3:30ish. Work is still at 5.
-adam

P.S.- I've been listening to the old Pharrell C.D. and it is real good.

Guad's

Woke up and couldn't remember shit from last night. Stumbled into work and threw up 3 time before realizing i couldn't work with 2 1/2 hours of sleep under my belt. Proceeded to shut it down and take a 2 hour nap till the owner called and said she was coming over. Around 5 i left the store for Big Sam's got up with Deans, C.J. my boy from CT: Polke and Marx's Girlfriend. I had a dope burger and Timmy and James had wangs. I left before i got too hammered, so that i didnt start to hit on Marx's g/f. Went home and took shower, met up with Pat, Timmy and James at Guad's. Timmy was faking being really drunk again and trying to dance with a few cougars, more or less pretty funny. Salem Adam was there chilling hard, i guess he is dating Erin Butfumes now? crazy. Ravizza, Cole and the Thompson twins showed up and were in full effect. Corey Zimmerman's mom was there. i paid my tab and walked home, i was over it. Oh yea, i saw Erin Butfumes and Pat's girl: Tiffany kiss, that was real dope, i think i got wood. I got work at 5 and gotta go the the bank before. I'm out!
-adam